I could always come over to yours... :biggrin:

 

 

A completely pointless thread, based on a local joke

Gosport has a bit of a reputation for having a little too much 'sex on the street' services available... there was a program on TV last night apparently, which named and shamed Gosport for this fact (local to both me + Pete) who even said it was so bad that ths council have had to put up signs forbidding it!

 

What do you mean pointless? How far is it from Darlo? :rofl:

 

Gosport is home to the Navy in Portsmouth, right on the south coast!

...come to think of it, that explains quite a bit!

 

Gosport is home to the Navy in Portsmouth, right on the south coast!

...come to think of it, that explains quite a bit!

Portsmouth has nothing to do with Turk Town !!

They are the poor peasant's over there. Portsmouth has fine naval history, i live there....

Gosport is where the injured navy boys go when bits start falling off, and its full of muppets !!

Oh half my team live there too !!

 

Blimey

I thought i was the only one from gosport on this forum.

I must of missed all the Street sex!!!!!

Daz

 

Which TV program was this anyway.

Daz

 

lol - the bang bits (explosives, not doggers...) were also made over there IIRC...

Is now a bad time to admit I know some gosport girls? Actually, one of my best friends is one :blush

Does make you wonder if the Prodigy's latest single (Girls) was inspired by such a thing - "imagine how it would be, to be at the top, making cash for me - to tour all around the world, and tell stories about all the young girls"

I'm setting a bad example here :angst

 

Gosport is home to the Navy in Portsmouth, right on the south coast!

...come to think of it, that explains quite a bit!

Ta GT, I think the phrase is "Dirty Matelots"!!!! But nothing to do with me I'm afraid, been based in Plymouth for last year lol.

 

So which program was it?

And Dazm, you may be the only forum member in Gosport, but there's a few of us in the area, Robbo and GT obviously, I'm in Fareham, and ZS+Pilot lurks around here as well, and Misfit is a bit further towards southampton

Al

 

Gosport is home to the Navy in Portsmouth, right on the south coast!

Yes a girl in every port :roll:

 

And I just moved away from Fareham, guess I moved too soon :angst

 

Wish i'd've know it had this kind've reputation, i was in Gosport on Friday 12th doing a survey (One Stop shop and Rowley Bakery) and spent the night there in the Manor Inn and Pub - could've done with a bit of company...

 

You were in Portsmouth and didnt say hello??

How rude! :biggrin:

 

I'm off to Southampton tomorrow on a survey (One Stop, Bridge Road, Sarisbury Green), but it's my colleagues' turn to drive so i'll be a passenger in a diesel Fiesta

If anyone wants to say hello they are more than welcome (but i've a lot to survey so i'm likely to be a bit busy! :lol: )

 

the program is "ban this filth".top tv.it has 3 wi members watching tv and dvds from around the world and they tell you all there contant and how meny f's,c's,a's are said in each one.there is one old dear that goes on the sets of adult(p*rn) movies just to say how dirty there are.its a cross between eurotrash and a saga day out :lol: :rockon: .

 

Damn, and I've moved down here

 

I'm off to Southampton tomorrow on a survey (One Stop, Bridge Road, Sarisbury Green), but it's my colleagues' turn to drive so i'll be a passenger in a diesel Fiesta

If anyone wants to say hello they are more than welcome (but i've a lot to survey so i'm likely to be a bit busy! :lol: )

Heading to Fareham tomorrow in the morning too

 

Beware - Mad Mg driver towing trailer on M27 near Portsmouth tomorrow.

The re-modelled trailer is getting its road test in the afternoon to go and collect the new SPS Scooter !! 49cc with big bore exhausy kit !! Put Put !!

 

Heading to Fareham tomorrow in the morning too

Well I spent pretty much all day in Worcester! shame.... I'll bet your V8 is run in by now, I'd liked to have heard that plowing through the town... give all the nobends in their chavved up novas something to worry about!

Al