:crackup: the jack and jill one is funny!
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They are mint.
I have stolen the Jack and Jill one and texted it to mates.
I have stolen the Jack and Jill one and texted it to mates.
LOL,
Not quite suitable for my 7 month old
Not quite suitable for my 7 month old
There was a young woman from Madrid
Who was longing to have a kid
Then came an Italian
With balls like a stallion
And rode her like Billy the Kid
There was a young fella named Bubb,
Who played with himself in the tub.
Massaging his balls,
He shot on the walls
While farting out rub-ah-dub-dub
There was an old man from Harrow**
Who tried to have sex with a sparrow.
The sparrow said 'No,
You can't have a go,
As the hole in my arse is too narrow.'
Thomas Turkey was a handsome lugger
His wife was sure fond of his sugar
But on a Thanksgiving Morn
He was stuffed full of corn
By the cook, who was a bit of a ******
There was a young man from Newcastle,
Who wrapped up some **** in a parcel,
He sent it to Spain,
With a note to explain,
That it came from his grand mothers arse hole
The lord of the manor, Sir Stoat,
Suffered from terminal bloat...
He exploded one day..
They found balls in the hay
And part of his scrote in the moat
There was an old man from Harrow**
Who tried to have sex with a sparrow.
The sparrow said 'No,
You can't have a go,
As the hole in my arse is too narrow.'
There once was a man from down under
When he f**ked it sounded like thunder
He said 'Hey there Mate!
Why masterbate?
Oh! Look at your dick, it's no wonder
There was a young lady called Hilda,
Who went for a walk with a builder.
He knew that he could,
That he should, and he would,
And he did, and it bloody near killed her.
Did you hear about young Henry Lockett?
He was blown down the street by a rocket.
The force of the blast
Blew his balls up his ass,
And his pecker was found in his pocket
There was a young man from D.C.
Who went to the men's room to pee.
While acting the fool,
He pulled out his tool,
And ****ed on himself and on me
There once was a man from Winky
Whose boat did one day sinky,
When he arose from the water
He was greeted by an otter,
Who politely bit off his pinky
There once was a man from South Ealing
Who found his ***** highly appealing
But not to feel dumb
He made his hand numb
So it was like someone else he was feeling
Now this right old man was a sick 'un
He had a dozen hen ripe for the pickin'
He'd chase 'em around
With his trousers pulled down
And he'd say 'Whatsa matter, you chicken
there once was a man from Royce,
He couldn't control his sphincter by choice,
so he rode and he strode
to his favorite commode,
blew his nose blew his ass and rejoiced
There once was a man named Harry
Whose balls were so very scary
When he would take a ****
He would moan and hiss
Because it was too heavy to carry
There was a man called Motar
who often rode on a scooter
His favorite trick
was to stand on his *****
and use his arse as a hooter
There was a young lad from the Falls
Who used to perform in the halls
His favourite trick
Was to stand on his *****
And roll off the stage on his balls
I sat by the Dutches at tea
and she asked, 'Do you fart when you pee?'
I said with some wit,
'Don you belch when you ****?
And felt it was one up for me
There once was a woman named Alice
Who ****ed in the archbishop's chalice
She later decreed
That she did it from need,
And not out of protestant malice
There was a young woman from west Houghton
Who had a long Tit and a short one
So to make up for that
she had a lopsided ****
and a fart like a five hundred Noughton
AND..theres plenty more ! n i think ive edtied the blatent words.
Who was longing to have a kid
Then came an Italian
With balls like a stallion
And rode her like Billy the Kid
There was a young fella named Bubb,
Who played with himself in the tub.
Massaging his balls,
He shot on the walls
While farting out rub-ah-dub-dub
There was an old man from Harrow**
Who tried to have sex with a sparrow.
The sparrow said 'No,
You can't have a go,
As the hole in my arse is too narrow.'
Thomas Turkey was a handsome lugger
His wife was sure fond of his sugar
But on a Thanksgiving Morn
He was stuffed full of corn
By the cook, who was a bit of a ******
There was a young man from Newcastle,
Who wrapped up some **** in a parcel,
He sent it to Spain,
With a note to explain,
That it came from his grand mothers arse hole
The lord of the manor, Sir Stoat,
Suffered from terminal bloat...
He exploded one day..
They found balls in the hay
And part of his scrote in the moat
There was an old man from Harrow**
Who tried to have sex with a sparrow.
The sparrow said 'No,
You can't have a go,
As the hole in my arse is too narrow.'
There once was a man from down under
When he f**ked it sounded like thunder
He said 'Hey there Mate!
Why masterbate?
Oh! Look at your dick, it's no wonder
There was a young lady called Hilda,
Who went for a walk with a builder.
He knew that he could,
That he should, and he would,
And he did, and it bloody near killed her.
Did you hear about young Henry Lockett?
He was blown down the street by a rocket.
The force of the blast
Blew his balls up his ass,
And his pecker was found in his pocket
There was a young man from D.C.
Who went to the men's room to pee.
While acting the fool,
He pulled out his tool,
And ****ed on himself and on me
There once was a man from Winky
Whose boat did one day sinky,
When he arose from the water
He was greeted by an otter,
Who politely bit off his pinky
There once was a man from South Ealing
Who found his ***** highly appealing
But not to feel dumb
He made his hand numb
So it was like someone else he was feeling
Now this right old man was a sick 'un
He had a dozen hen ripe for the pickin'
He'd chase 'em around
With his trousers pulled down
And he'd say 'Whatsa matter, you chicken
there once was a man from Royce,
He couldn't control his sphincter by choice,
so he rode and he strode
to his favorite commode,
blew his nose blew his ass and rejoiced
There once was a man named Harry
Whose balls were so very scary
When he would take a ****
He would moan and hiss
Because it was too heavy to carry
There was a man called Motar
who often rode on a scooter
His favorite trick
was to stand on his *****
and use his arse as a hooter
There was a young lad from the Falls
Who used to perform in the halls
His favourite trick
Was to stand on his *****
And roll off the stage on his balls
I sat by the Dutches at tea
and she asked, 'Do you fart when you pee?'
I said with some wit,
'Don you belch when you ****?
And felt it was one up for me
There once was a woman named Alice
Who ****ed in the archbishop's chalice
She later decreed
That she did it from need,
And not out of protestant malice
There was a young woman from west Houghton
Who had a long Tit and a short one
So to make up for that
she had a lopsided ****
and a fart like a five hundred Noughton
AND..theres plenty more ! n i think ive edtied the blatent words.
There was a young woman from Madrid
Who was longing to have a kid
Then came an Italian
With balls like a stallion
And rode her like Billy the Kid
There was a young fella named Bubb,
Who played with himself in the tub.
Massaging his balls,
He shot on the walls
While farting out rub-ah-dub-dub
There was an old man from Harrow**
Who tried to have sex with a sparrow.
The sparrow said 'No,
You can't have a go,
As the hole in my arse is too narrow.'
Thomas Turkey was a handsome lugger
His wife was sure fond of his sugar
But on a Thanksgiving Morn
He was stuffed full of corn
By the cook, who was a bit of a ******
There was a young man from Newcastle,
Who wrapped up some **** in a parcel,
He sent it to Spain,
With a note to explain,
That it came from his grand mothers arse hole
The lord of the manor, Sir Stoat,
Suffered from terminal bloat...
He exploded one day..
They found balls in the hay
And part of his scrote in the moat
There was an old man from Harrow**
Who tried to have sex with a sparrow.
The sparrow said 'No,
You can't have a go,
As the hole in my arse is too narrow.'
There once was a man from down under
When he f**ked it sounded like thunder
He said 'Hey there Mate!
Why masterbate?
Oh! Look at your dick, it's no wonder
There was a young lady called Hilda,
Who went for a walk with a builder.
He knew that he could,
That he should, and he would,
And he did, and it bloody near killed her.
Did you hear about young Henry Lockett?
He was blown down the street by a rocket.
The force of the blast
Blew his balls up his ass,
And his pecker was found in his pocket
There was a young man from D.C.
Who went to the men's room to pee.
While acting the fool,
He pulled out his tool,
And ****ed on himself and on me
There once was a man from Winky
Whose boat did one day sinky,
When he arose from the water
He was greeted by an otter,
Who politely bit off his pinky
There once was a man from South Ealing
Who found his ***** highly appealing
But not to feel dumb
He made his hand numb
So it was like someone else he was feeling
Now this right old man was a sick 'un
He had a dozen hen ripe for the pickin'
He'd chase 'em around
With his trousers pulled down
And he'd say 'Whatsa matter, you chicken
there once was a man from Royce,
He couldn't control his sphincter by choice,
so he rode and he strode
to his favorite commode,
blew his nose blew his ass and rejoiced
There once was a man named Harry
Whose balls were so very scary
When he would take a ****
He would moan and hiss
Because it was too heavy to carry
There was a man called Motar
who often rode on a scooter
His favorite trick
was to stand on his *****
and use his arse as a hooter
There was a young lad from the Falls
Who used to perform in the halls
His favourite trick
Was to stand on his *****
And roll off the stage on his balls
I sat by the Dutches at tea
and she asked, 'Do you fart when you pee?'
I said with some wit,
'Don you belch when you ****?
And felt it was one up for me
There once was a woman named Alice
Who ****ed in the archbishop's chalice
She later decreed
That she did it from need,
And not out of protestant malice
There was a young woman from west Houghton
Who had a long Tit and a short one
So to make up for that
she had a lopsided ****
and a fart like a five hundred Noughton
AND..theres plenty more ! n i think ive edtied the blatent words.
Diz you're crackers! :lol:
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