Which proves that the country/world is to much PC these days.
*WARNING* OFFENSIVE taxi driver joke.
**BEFORE I WRITE THIS JOKE I WOULD LIKE TO STATE THAT I AM OF AN ETHNIC MINORITY AND FIND THIS JOKE HILARIOUS**
A taxi driver loves running over pakis and hearing the sound of the thud and crunch of their body against his taxi. One day, he picks up a priest for his duty. The taxi driver is very careful to remain religious, until he sees a paki on the side of the road. Instinctively, he swerves towards him, but at the last minute he remembers he has a holy man in the car and swerves out of the way. Agonisingly, he still hears the familiar thud. He turns to the priest and says, "My apologies, holy father, but I almost hit that man." The priest replies "no problem son, I got him with the door".
**PLEASE BEAR IN MIND I AM A PAKI AND I LOVE THIS JOKE!**
A taxi driver loves running over pakis and hearing the sound of the thud and crunch of their body against his taxi. One day, he picks up a priest for his duty. The taxi driver is very careful to remain religious, until he sees a paki on the side of the road. Instinctively, he swerves towards him, but at the last minute he remembers he has a holy man in the car and swerves out of the way. Agonisingly, he still hears the familiar thud. He turns to the priest and says, "My apologies, holy father, but I almost hit that man." The priest replies "no problem son, I got him with the door".
**PLEASE BEAR IN MIND I AM A PAKI AND I LOVE THIS JOKE!**
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