Pressie for the girlfriend!

i don't think they do them in XXL.

Dave V6 said:

i don't think they do them in XXL.

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That one is easily solved: http://www.glowtec.co.uk/paint-usage.htm


But XXXXL is not so easy...

I ordered a small pot. Ought to last me till next crimbo too. Gonna look for one of them Tai brides in new year.

Windy said:

That one is easily solved: http://www.glowtec.co.uk/paint-usage.htm


But XXXXL is not so easy...

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struth dude you must have a stallion like 14 inch :err:

Dave V6 said:

struth dude you must have a stallion like 14 inch :err:

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Nah, not that long Dave, but who cares if a condom is a little short? You can only make use of so many inches anyway. It's the width that is the problem, a Durex XXL at only 56mm width is useless when the correct width is 77

That's a back box tailpipe you got there then.

77mm, isn't that 3 inch tailpipe size ......now i'm wondering!!!.....Have we unwittingly, uncovered the phantom, muffler melester of old London town ?!?!?!?....and is that wet residue that exits the tail pipe first thing in a morning really condensation......or the muffler melesters, trade mark spillage. :dunno:

Dave V6 said:

77mm, isn't that 3 inch tailpipe size

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77mm is 3 inches, however condom width is not measured in the same way as tailpipe width, they are measured when flat rather than round!