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On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are suddenly stranded by, as you might expect, a shipwreck:
2 Italian men & 1 Italian woman
2 French men & 1 French woman
2 German men & 1 German woman
2 Greek men & 1 Greek woman
2 English men & 1 English woman
2 Bulgarian men & 1 Bulgarian woman
2 Japanese men & 1 Japanese woman
2 Chinese men & 1 Chinese woman
2 American men & 1 American woman
2 Irish men & 1 Irish woman

One month later on these same absolutley stunning deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things have occured:

One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a menage-a-trois.

The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with the German woman.

The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cooking and cleaning for them.

The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.

The two Bulgarian men took one long look at the endless ocean, and another long look at the Bulgarian woman, and started swimming.

The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.

The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy, a liqour store, a restaurant and a laundry and have got the woman pregnant in order to supply employees for their stores.

The two American men are contemplating the citues of suicide because the American woman keeps endlessly complaining about her body, the tru nature of feminism, how she can do everything they can do, the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how sand and palm trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do, but how her relationship with her mother is improving and how at least the taxes are low and it isn't raining.

The two Irish men have divided the island into North & South and set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of coconut whisky. But they are satisfied because at least the English aren't getting laid either.
 

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*lol* an old one, but amusing nontheless :D
 

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You're a nasty person and you'll never go to PC heaven.
Bet you're grateful for that ...
**LOL**:D
 

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Like it !! But nothing offends me ! here's a quicky :

An elephant meets a camel and asks "why are your tits on your back ? " The camel replies "what kind of a question is that from someone who's cock is on his face ???!!! " :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
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Hope u like it

True Story:
If this doesn't make you laugh, nothing will.......

Once there lived a woman who had a maddening passion for baked beans. She
loved them but unfortunately, they had always had a very embarrassing and
somewhat lively reaction to her.

Then one day she met a man and fell in love. When it became apparent that
they would marry she thought to herself,"He is such a sweet and gentle man,
he would never go for this carrying on." She made the supreme sacrifice
and
gave up beans.

Some months later her car broke down on the way home from work. Since she
lived in the country she called her husband and told him that she would be
late because she had to walk home. On her way, she passed a small diner
and
the odor of the baked beans was more than she could stand. Since she still
had miles to walk, she figured that she would walk off any ill effects by
the time she reached home. So, she stopped at the diner and before she
knew
it, she had consumed three large orders of baked beans.

All the way home she putt-putted, and upon arriving home she felt
reasonably
sure she could control it. Her husband seemed excited to see her and
exclaimed delightedly,"Darling,I have a surprise for dinner tonight."

He then blindfolded her and led her to her chair at the table. She seated
herself and just as he was about to remove the blindfold from his wife, the
telephone rang. He made her promise not to touch the blindfold until he
returned. He then went to answer the telephone.

The baked beans she had consumed were still affecting her and the pressure
was becoming almost unbearable, so while her husband was out of the room
she
seized the opportunity, shifted her weight to one leg and let it go.

It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertiliser truck running over a
skunk in front of pulpwood mill. She took her napkin and fanned the air
around her vigorously. Then, she shifted to the other cheek and ripped
three
more, which reminded her of cooked cabbage.

Keeping her ears tuned to the conversation in the other room, she went on
like this for another ten minutes. When the telephone farewells signaled
the end of her freedom, she fanned the air a few more times with her
napkin,
placed it on her lap and folded her hands upon it, smiling contentedly to
herself.

She was the picture of innocence when her husband returned, apologizing for
taking so long, he asked her if she peeked, and she assured him that she
had
not.

At this point, he removed the blindfold, and she was surprised!!

There were twelve dinner guests seated around the table to wish her a
"Happy
Birthday"!!!
 
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