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An MG Rover worker goes on a trip to China. While in
China, he is extremely sexually active and does not
use a condom all the time.

A week after arriving back home in the UK, he
wakes one morning to find his penis covered with
bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he
immediately goes to see a doctor.

The doctor, never having seen anything like this
before, orders some tests and tells the man to return
in two days for the results.

The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor
says: "I've got bad news for you. You've contracted
Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of
here. We know very little about it".

The man looks a little perplexed and says: "Well, give
me a shot or something and fix me up, doc". The
doctor answers: "I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
We're going to have to amputate your penis".
The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not! I want
a second opinion".

The doctor replies: "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead
if you want, but surgery is your only choice". The
next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring
that he'll know more about the disease.

The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims:
"Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Very rare disease".
The guy says to the doctor: "Yeah, yeah, I already
know that, but what we can do? My English doctor
wants to operate and amputate my penis?"

The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: "Stupid
English doctor, always want to operate. He makes more
money, that way. No need to operate!"
"Oh, Thank God!", the man replies.

"Yes", says the Chinese doctor, "You no worry!
Wait two weeks.
Dick fall off by itself! You save money"

Remember this on your next business trip!!!

Watch out Brilliance about!!!

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