An 80 yr old man
An 80 yr old man is given a jar to provide a sperm sample for the doctor. He turns up 2 days later with an empty jar. The nurse asks "why is there no sperm sample"?...
He says: "sorry...I tried with my right hand, then my left!!... then my wife tried with both hands!!...then her mouth, first with her teeth in, then with them out!!...Then we got Ethel from next door to try!!...but it was no good!
We just can't get the fvcking jar open!
He says: "sorry...I tried with my right hand, then my left!!... then my wife tried with both hands!!...then her mouth, first with her teeth in, then with them out!!...Then we got Ethel from next door to try!!...but it was no good!
We just can't get the fvcking jar open!
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